captain obvious
- don: no food for you until you eat!
- derrick and kev: ..what?
- xiaohan: i guess that's true...
November 15, 2011
November 13, 2011
“ you can tell the weather by the way it smells. when it’s cold, it smells cold.
~ xiaohan
June 19, 2011
and is she hot?
- wendy: went out with him on thursday.
- don: who is thursday?
you, me, and our very own subreddit
- jimmie: ...and then they went to a reddit meetup.
- austin: what's a reddit meetup? is it like they come together to read reddit together?
May 9, 2011
“ i was putting the 10 dollar bill in my wallet, but then i missed and so it fell on the chair. then i left.
~ jimmie
“ viagra is too expensive. when i get older, i am just going to put my penis in the freezer.
~ don
“ at least i don’t shoot dust from my boobs.
~ don
March 25, 2011
also used for cooking.
- talking about mattresses
- xiaohan: once you go foam, you can't go back.
- kev: that doesn't rhyme, therefore it's not true.
- xiaohan: once you go foam, you can't go...
- kev: you can't rhyme.
- xiaohan: once you go foam, you can't go nutmeg.
February 9, 2011
and then you calculate present value.
- xiaohan: yo i totally forgot how to valuate a bond. bombed that interview so hard.
- derrick: this is how you valuate a bond; ask him how he likes his martini. if he answers "shaken, not stirred", then you know he's james.
- kev: ...
January 30, 2011
not quite
- charles: you should be humble. do you know what humble means?
- drew: yah.
- charles: what does it mean?
- drew: chinese?
