October 28, 2009
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notice

effective immediately, this blog is officially going on hiatus.

i just can’t keep up with all you silly people out there, let alone your silly quotations.

let’s all hang out when this shitstorm is over and i can return to pleasantly recording quotations for this tumblelog instead of quotations for heart-wrenching research papers.

peace, love, and may you return to the freedom of saying ridiculous things without anyone recording them for future reference.

October 24, 2009
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“ oh my god. yesterday, i saw the tallest midget ever.
~ shirl
October 22, 2009
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just girl? no thx.

  • boris: playing pokemon gold. :)
  • alex: the superior version.
  • derrick: but you get lugia without areoblast in gold. thats like getting a LG without the L, gross.
October 21, 2009
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“ sorry, i couldn’t see. there was a piece of glass in the way.
~ boris
October 19, 2009
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“ well, you don’t need to have the sound on to know what it sounds like.
~ boris
October 17, 2009
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stalking 101

  • at starbucks...
  • wendy: where did you get those plastic gloves from?!
  • shirl: in the cabinet under the extras over there.
  • wendy: why are you wearing them?
  • shirl: they're for my disguise! for when we go to the granite club! i can't leave any fingerprints on patrick chan's locker, duh.
October 16, 2009
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“ if patrick chan could see that i’m the one who understands him, been here all along so why can’t he seeeeeeeee… he belones with meee!!
~ shirl, aka schiddy
October 15, 2009
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promises like pie crust

  • boris' mom: i think i'll make a pie with the rest of this turkey.
  • wendy: mm, meat pie.
  • stuart: yeah? so what are you doing with all those bones?
  • boris: didn't you know? you grind up the bones and make the pie crust.
  • stuart: really? i thought it was like.. pastries.
  • everyone else: *laughs hysterically*
  • stuart: isn't it dough? i dunno. what's wrong?
  • carmen: oh, hun.
  • stuart: what! i'm just used to the crisco stuff.
  • wendy: i think it's time to stop before you dig yourself any deeper?
  • stuart: yeah? yeah.. okay.
October 14, 2009
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yeah, i don't get it either

  • shirl: you were promoted?
  • boris: just for a day.
  • shirl: it's like star trek. every keeps getting promoted.
  • jennie: or do they keep dying.
  • everyone (including jennie): ???
October 13, 2009
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“ windows mobile. so inintuitive.
~ wendy

the dumb book revival