well now that you mention it, son...

• derrick's dad: hey derrick, it's almost the anniversary of that certain day that led up to your birth.
• derrick: oh gross, dad! why would you tell me something like that?!
• derrick's dad: wait, what? no, i was talking about our wedding anniversary. because it's tomorrow and such.
• derrick: ohhhh... happy anniversary guys!!
• mom: *disappointed face*